wyrdoldetippe:

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Anonymous asked: if there was a leftist fighting game (like smash bros) who would you main and what would be their ult (hard mode: besides czolgozs)

reguess1997:

bandana-roja:

pisshets:

rebel-without-a-rebellion:

pisshets:

rebel-without-a-rebellion:

pisshets:

rednines:

Emma Goldman and her ult would be “free love” where she literally steals the heart from her opponents body

Every comment with theirs

Alexander Berkman but his ult is a knife that does 0 damage and disqualifies him for the rest of the match

MEAN

Slavok Zizek but his ult “Ideological Suction” sniffs up the enemy into his nose.

Jesus Christ

Oh oh oh last one last ones

Jill Stein but her ult “Crystal Barrier” encapsulates enemies in crystal prisons

Bernie Sanders with his ult “Sander-Storm” is a tornado of his liberal fanbase whooshing you away.

John Zerzan with his ult “Return to Nature” which erodes all tech like your TV and console and replaces em with sticks, rocks, and campfires.

Gorbachev with his ult “Tactical Sellout” where the game plays the pizza hut ad hes featured in along with a picture of him shaking hands with both Ronalds (Reagan’s and McDonald’s) at the end of it and all the enemies KO themselves in shame.

Finally Trotsky’s ult “Extra Extra!” will print newspapers from your game’s console straight from the disc slot. It has no effect on anyone in game, and everyone on your team decides to split and join their own team.

Henry David Thoreau’s ult makes the enemy players put their controllers down and contemplate whether this game truly makes them happy.

Stirner just leaves the match and instakills the opponent. Novatore’s ult is galleani drops from the sky and they both throw Molotov’s at the opponent together. Czolgosz obviously pulls out a revolver and shoots the opponent. Foucault drops a cage from the sky and places the opponent in prison. Stalin is basically metal Mario. Ursula le guin has a spaceship that can shoot lasers.

Next summers fishin spots and a giant reishi

deltasquadformingup:

honestly-andrew:

dawngrl:

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

It goes like this, the B the A,

The minor N, and the major A,

The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”

I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit

And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it

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The boss spotted at hiking trailhead in rural North Carolina mountains